Instrument: Drummer

Age: 35

Hmmm, since our busy-bee drummer is unable to make time to write his bio.  As the administrator of this web, I shall take it upon myself to create one. Let's just call this short story, 

"Little Drummer-Boy's Insect Motivation!"
It all started when he was born.  He was bald then too.   At the age of 5, Tim realized that someday he wanted to be a mid-30's bald drummer.  He went on a quest.  The 1st step was to find a good set of hair clippers and never let go of them.  The 2nd step was to get some drums.  The 3rd step was to actually play them.  Tim dropped out of kindergarten because he knew exactly what he had to do.  He got a job delivering 'the grit' (a weekly newspaper) where he earned 35 cents per day.  By the time he 12 he had saved enough money to buy some clippers. (about $3). First step accomplished...

He saved all of his money til he was 16 to tackle #2.  By the time he reached 16, he had a dull set of clippers, and about $16.  He spent $5 to get his clippers sharpened.  He took his remaining $11 and invested in Yamaha Musical Instruments.  What do you know?  Tim is now worth Big Bucks.  Yamaha stock went up 30000%.  That one share along with subsequent shrewd investments (vodka) has brought Tim's Net worth to just under $1.7 Million (about 1.69999999M under).   He is now working on his second million (he gave up on the 1st one a long time ago.)  

3 weeks ago Tim got his 1st set of drums.  He hasn't played them yet, but we are all rooting for him.  We know that with character like he's manifested in his last year with Seven 7, he'll make a fine drummer some day.

Tim, Ralph, and John are also member's of the all original Athens rock Band, the old orginal band.